Ryan's Crappy Page

                                    Roadkill of the Information Superhighway.
  Boy are you going to be sorry you stumbled upon this page! Hi, my name is Ryan (i want people to call me Ryan X, but no one ever does) I am a 17-year old dork from Palm Harbor, FL.  I play bass in my band  The Dekes , and I also like to write, even though i can't seem to write as much as i used to be able to.  Anyways, i wanted to be cool like all you other people on the "Net" and make my own webpage! Of course, those of you that know me, i do almost everything different.
So have fun and poke around, but do so at your own risk!

One of the coolest living artists,  did a lot of DK album stuff,
   
Winston Smith's collages will  rock your world.


                                                            Voting Time:
 
                                   I think Bill Clinton is a....
          Mad Playa 
 		                      Dirty Tramp
 
                        If I Ruled The Country, I'd Support...
 
                       Capitalism     
 		                 Communism
 
                           The Best Cartoon Show Ever is...
           Ren & Stimpy, sucka! 
 		         Smurfs forevah, foo!!
 

   IN THE NEWS-          this just in: FOOD IS YUMMY!

   --Dateline Boise, Iowa:  A recently-married couple (names witheld) arrived home from their honeymoon in Hawaii. Upon returning to their home, they discovered the entire place ransacked, and everything stolen, all but their toothbrushes & cameras (this reporter finds it hard to believe that they didn't take these items with them on the trip, but, facts are facts). So after a l
long day of filling out insurance claims & stuff, they continued using the tooth brushes
and the remaining film in the camera. A week later, they had the film developed. To
their horror, the burglars had taken pictures of themselves sticking the toothbrushes
up their butts.

--Dateline Grand Rapid Falls, MI:  You could say that the military should pay for Ralph Hoffman's child support debt. Or at least half of it. Our story takes us back to 1969, during the Vietnam Conflict. While on his tour of duty, Mr. Hoffman was exposed to large amounts of the noxious chemical defoilant, known as Agent Orange. Over a period of a year, Hoffman noticed a very strange thing had happened: he had grown a second penis. Anyway, to make a long story short, he concieved two children at the same time, with two different women. And, because he ditched them both, he gets TWO bills in the mail every month. God Bless America.
 
      Kick me in the Head for a Dollar!!!!!!